Morning Wood

One day Banes woke up and decided he was gay. He and Gwen had split up, he'd been living with his buddy Skully, and he couldn't be happier. He must be gay.

He went into Skully's bedroom stepping over clothes strewn about the floor and sat down on Skully's bed.

"Skully, wake up." He shook his friend by the shoulder. "C'mon, wake up sleepyhead. I've just had a revelation."

"Uhhh. Go back to sleep Banes, it's too early."

"But Skully, I just realized we're gay."

"Yabba dabba doo. I'll alert the media. Now go back to bed."

"No Skully, I'm serious. I've left Gwen, I'm living with you, we play golf together most every day, we drink together most every night. The only thing we haven't done is had sex together."

"Did someone say sex?" A body stirred in the bed next to Skully and a beautiful brunette pulled back the sheet from her head inadvertantly revealing one of her breasts.

"Oh, hi. I'm Chester Banes. I hope I didn't disturb you."

"Melanie Crawford. Pleased to meet you. Are we having sex?"

"No I can't. You see Melanie, I'm gay." Banes couldn't help but glance at her exposed tata.

Melanie leaned over and laid her hand on top of Banes hand which was already on Skully's shoulder. "Frankie, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay. That's so cool."

"Mel, if Banes is gay, I'm the queen of Sheba," Skully said without opening his eyes.

"I guess it would make sense that you're a queen too," she shot back. "Seems I'm not needed here."

Melanie pulled the sheet back entirely and got out of bed, revealing the most voluptuous body Banes had seen in decades.

"Chester, have you seen my thong?" Melanie started to rummage around the clothing on the floor.

"Here, let me give you a hand," Banes offered, and got up from the bed to help Melanie locate the missing garment.

As he stood up, Melanie noticed a large bulge in the front of his trousers.

She walked over and put her hands on it and asked, "Now, now, my little fruitcake, are you hiding my panties in your tidy whities?"

"Uh, no, that's just a little morning wood I guess."

"Must have gotten aroused sitting next to your buddy Skully in bed, eh?"

Banes watched the nipples on her breasts come to attention as her hands found his zipper and eased it slowly downward.

"You know, I think I saw your panties in my room," he said softly. "C'mon, let me show you."

With that, he led Melanie out of Skully's bedroom and into his own as Skully resumed his snoring.

Two hours later Banes awoke to Skully shaking his shoulder. "Let's go gay boy. We're gonna be late for our tee time."

Melanie stirred slightly as Banes got out of bed and headed for the shower.

"Hey Mel," Skully said. "I found these under my sheets."

He threw a pink thong into the bed and it landed on one of Melanie's breasts like a horseshoe finding the post.

"I hope my chipping is as accurate today," he said before leaving the room.